OMG.  This is the funniest archived forum thread I think I've ever read.

http://fromearth.net/LetsPlay/Boatmurdered/

Well, assuming you're into Dwarf Fortress.  It's a succession game of DF from the Something Awful forums, and I was literally falling over laughing reading it on my laptop over the 4th.  Of course, trying to explain to my wife what a "Dwarf Fortress" is and why an internet thread about it is the funniest thing ever is not easy, even when explaining to a fairly tech- and game- savvy woman like Elise is.

The damn thread made me reinstall DF and lose many hours to it again... it's really a blessing that the game has an awful interface and not even a minimal bar of graphics because if it did I might not ever play anything else.